Sensual, at home massages from your loved one are no longer half wondrous half asphyxiation and/or neck tweaking torture. A kick-starter, turned Bed Bath & Beyond find of your life, the Mattress Masseuse is that far away dream come true. It exasperates me to think back on all the times I wanted this to be real.
Unfortunately, there is going to be a gap between it being available online and going up on BB&B shelves, so I thought I'd jump on the opportunity to let you know about it before I actually get mine to review. It couldn't be a complete disaster... right?
- We'll be shipping our first products to Kickstarter and web customers in
- We plan to accept web orders through the end of June; after that, it's going to be 100% wholesale.
- Bed Bath & Beyond is interested in testing the product, in addition to a couple other chains.
- We're super excited and hope to see Mattress Masseuse on shelves across the country in time for Christmas!
Check back here in August for my "review". (No, they're not sending me a free one to review for you, pfshshshchyeah, right.)