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Sunday, May 12, 2013

Friday, May 10, 2013

Pretty as a Picture

"There are some who call me...

....

... Tim?"

"What hump?"

"D-D-D-D-D-Don't say the 'b' word!"

“Never forget who you are, for surely the world won’t. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armor yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you.”

thank you sir mike of mitchell, thank you thank you thank you!

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Pilates, Biking, Running, Hiking, and Swimming are my favorite ways to move my body. All of them are dangerous. Yes, even Pilates is dangerous and should never be taken for granted. Have you seen our equipment?

That shit is not for fun and games. Trizzust.

That's why, whenever I move my body, I make sure I'm wearing my Road ID.

It's a snazzy band with all the important information like my blood type and my parents' cell numbers...

Seriously though, you always think nothing bad is going to happen to you, then it does and you're not prepared. It's the little details that can mean life or death in a lot of situations. Why not wear a pretty purple band with those details in plain sight for the nice EMTs who are trying to save your life? Bonus! They give you an extra line of characters so you can add a little quote or mantra, for funzies. If you're one with a medical history, they offer a subscription service so you can list in detail all the fun things an EMT should know about. They have all different materials, types, colors, accessories, etc.

SEEEAARRIOUSLY! go get one, now!

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Mattress Masseuse

You ever have one of those moments of inspiration that quickly evaporates into whiny desire for a product to simplify your life? Google! BAM! Exists! Life simplified:

Sensual, at home massages from your loved one are no longer half wondrous half asphyxiation and/or neck tweaking torture. A kick-starter, turned Bed Bath & Beyond find of your life, the Mattress Masseuse is that far away dream come true. It exasperates me to think back on all the times I wanted this to be real.

Unfortunately, there is going to be a gap between it being available online and going up on BB&B shelves, so I thought I'd jump on the opportunity to let you know about it before I actually get mine to review. It couldn't be a complete disaster... right?

The deets from the geniuses behind this gloriousness:

We'll be shipping our first products to Kickstarter and web customers in June.
We plan to accept web orders through the end of June; after that, it's going to be 100% wholesale.
Bed Bath & Beyond is interested in testing the product, in addition to a couple other chains.
We're super excited and hope to see Mattress Masseuse on shelves across the country in time for Christmas!

Check back here in June for my "review". (No, they're not sending me a free one to review for you, pfshshshchyeah, right.)

Monday, May 6, 2013

MOAR SHEETZ PLZ!

Three Sheets... where to begin...

Yup.

Unfortunately, none of the major networks will allow such a wonderful show because the sponsors don't want to support fun things like drinking. Zane and his team were able to survive on subscription networks like MoJo and FLN for almost a decade, but those networks don't last and provide heinous budget obstacles to boot.

Finally, we've reached a point in time where those networks and their bullshittery aren't the only option. We have the glorious interwebz to enjoy such fine entertainment... and Zane is trying to bring it to us, again.