we're note sure about the lap dances, but the outfits and all edible items listed on the food menu of casa diablo vegan strip club are vegan... and delicious! oh portland, you are absolutely delightful.
YES dear readers, this is a review of a vegan strip club. do you have your big girl panties on? or gently tossed nearby? good.
we went to casa diablo (second location recently opened called black cauldron) on a sunny sunday afternoon, so the place was empty which was nice for getting a taste of the place without being overwhelmed. we walked in and wandered over to the bar to order drinks and food without so much as a glance from anyone... no bouncer at the door, no cover charges, no background check, just walk in and enjoy yourself some full nude. *record scratch* full nude?... and booze? YES and YES!
eventually, the bouncer made his way over to our table, after we were comfortably seated and waiting for our vegan nomz, to make sure we were old enough to be there. he was an imposing stature with an underlying gruffness that seemed holstered, but was quite pleasant and professional. we chose to dine and view from the outside ring of tables, where dances were free instead of two dollars. TWO DOLLARS!!! unbelievable.
the food was great, the atmosphere was comfortable, the dancing was entertaining, and the bill was ridiculously inexpensive. we hear tale of mind blowing vegan oreo cheesecake, but every time we've tried to get some, they're out, womps.